The Angry Genie

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp.  He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later,  a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man  had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, “Even though you kicked me, I still have  to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also  give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your  boss.”

So the man agreed and made his first wish. “I want lots of money”, he  said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man’s bank account and  44 million appeared in his boss’ account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars.  Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same  time outside his boss’ house appeared two of each car.

Finally the genie said, “This is your last wish, you should choose  carefully”, and so the man replied… “I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.

Now that I have your attention, I want to wish you a Happy April Fool’s Day!!!!

As you know by now, DaniellaJoe’s first birthday was in march and she wanted a Big Birthday Party, so let us try to throw it for her.  I cannot do it on my own, I need your help, please leave a joke or prank in the comment section and you can enter  the giveaway, okay??

The prizes will show up later on, I promised 🙂

I will be updating through the day, stay tuned okay????

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These are the prizes that are up for grabs: handmade artisans soaps and designer dishcloths and a prize for a faithful contributor….

P.S that is the name I gave my dishcloths..


  1. I’m not good at jokes either, and I always forget the punchline and mess up the delivery, but I do remember this one:
    A string walks into a bar and orders a beer at the counter. The barman says, I’m sorry but we don’t serve strings. The string goes to the men’s room, ties himself into a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He goes back and orders a beer.
    The barman looks at him and says, Hey, aren’t you a string?
    The string says, No, I’m a frayed knot.


  2. A blonde walks into a bar…the brunette ducks.


  3. I am not very good at jokes and such but seeing as it is you I shall have a try: Mr Bigger , Mrs Bigger and their baby were all big. Baby Bigger was Biggest because he was a little bigger! (bad? Thought so)
    Why did the girl put make up on her forehead?
    To make up her mind!
    Ok enough – I told you I was rubbish but I must get some points for trying? 😉


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